Tirinus
Mysterious and lurking few pictures exist of him and we couldn't be bothered taking one for this purpose. In charge of overall look and design of the site, making sure it looks roughly the same in all browsers. This basically involves beating the code into submission until it looks like the original design or giving up. Since he is aHe was also tricked into designing a mascot for the site after it was seen he was the least crappy at drawing. As of yet there still is no mascot but we are told he is working tirelessly on it.
Outside of virtual realms he has vague interests in the arts and is infamously a psychopath. He does little to quash this image, slightly enjoying the modicum of celebrity it brings.
Kurru
What he does here is unknown, all is work is to do with the backend of the site, as such, his code is never seen and all attempts to view it result in a convenient obstruction. It is suspected that he does not really code but practices some ancient form of voodoo. Through various conversations and deductions I have cobbled together the rudimentary basics of what he does, always careful to not arouse his suspicions.First he gathers the necessary ingredients, these include caffeine, sugar and electrons. Then with the magick words he begins the spell, waving his hands over a keyboard the desired effect is formed within magnetic fields by shooting electrons around and into it. This randomness seemingly controlled via these strange hand movements. How this produces the effects or even stores the website is unknown, current theories indicate tears in space-time to information dimensions where such things can be held easily.
Another plausible theory is that it is linked to his academic prowess which was attained through a deal with Satan so it is probable he acquired magic powers in this deal also.
Whichever method is correct the result of this is that you can see this website although more investigation is required before more wild accusations can be made.
